My royalties enhance my income

My word, when I signed up my musical alter-ego, Ebauche, to receive royalties from, never did I think it would expand my wallet so massively.

Below is a screen shot showing my royalty earnings. I am loaded.

Ebauche's Royalty Earnings on

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