Rapturous applause, we’re still here

It’s 6pm in Cambodia.
I’m still here.

No earthquakes, no one being beamed up.
If you’re west of here, I think you’ll be ok.

N.B. The man who made this prediction for the end of the world at a convenient 6pm in each time-zone across the world also predicted that the world would end in 1994. However that time he got his calculations wrong and this time it’s definitely happening. The bible says so.